dumbledick
1)the d-ck, or p-n-s, or male genitalia, of sir albus dumbledore of the harry potter book series or harry potter movies. rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).
2)used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don’t.
1)”my god that kid has such a dumbled-ck!”
2)”stop being such a dumbled-ck! you’re wrong!”
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an odd-shaped d-ckhead that comes to a point resembling a wizard hat. when you take lots of drugs, your own c-ck will resemble a dumble d-ck. thus, you can dumble d-ck someone if you have a pointed c-ck or if you are really f-cked up.
i got dumble d-cked at dead baby field.
the old man in harry potter.. a.k.a dumbledor…
“all right you old dumble d-ck”
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