dump trucking
having yourself and five of your closest buddies sh-t in somebody’s toilette without flushing. that way the sh-tter will not flush and someone will have to scoop out the sh-t so that the toilet will flush again.
“hey bro! we went dump trucking at ted’s house, he had to scoop out the sh-t with a spoon.”
two or more people dropping a pile of steaming two-flush corn-logs onto a willing (or alternately unwilling) partic-p-nt. this act is like an amalgamation of bukkake and the cleaveland steamer.
“dude, do you remember dump trucking on that homeless dude last night?”
“that chick at the truck stop was just begging for a dump trucking, good thing i ate that tuna sandwich!”
“don’t forget to eat some corn on the cob for lunch, today; heather wants us to dump truck on her tonight.”
unloading a large amount of loose, runny stool in one push out your b-tt.
after eating mexican, ted was dump trucking the toilet so bad you couldn’t see through the p–p colored and p–p chunked toilet water.
the act of a guy shoving his d-ck up another guy’s -ss
joe: after carl and i went dump trucking, i was sh-tting c-m for half an hour.
basicaly like crop dusting but aplied when just standing around in a group or in line and someone farts.
guy 1:i was dump trucking people at work all afternoon.
guy 2:must have been the mexican food lunch buffet.
much like tea bagging, except for the fact that it is done with the males b-lls in the woman’s mouth, and not forehead as done in tea bagging.
my friend javier enjoys other males b-lls in his face, so he partakes in dump trucking.
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