a sneaky burglar who robs men of their d*cks.
winston: why don’t i have a p*n*s?
durglar: haha! i stole yo d*ck foo!
- hillary stupid
the type of stupid it takes to win an election that had been predetermined. i can’t believe adolf took that sleeping pill. man, that’s hillary stupid.
- jewish pickle
the circ*mcised dill that you leave in a jar. hitler kept a jar of jewish pickles under his bed
in celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a w*nk. friend 1: congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate? friend 2: nope, but i went and had me a w*nkebrate.
when you are falling asleep and your head is bobbing d*mn look at that fine *ss girl in the mall she keeps falling asleep and her noggin is lolling around, girl be dribbing