dutch facelift


the act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted b-tt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie… the dutch facelift
brian: hey tom, did tony just p-ssout?
tom: yup
brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause i just about full on filled my crack.

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