dutch leaf-blower
a dutch leaf-blower is an incredibly p-ssionate and romanticised type of oral s-x. -ssuming the relationship is one of heteros-xual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform -ss-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around -n-l sphincter. the male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female’s mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. the two give back and forth (like serena vs venus, munich grand slam final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
“i knew she was a freak but when she offered me the dutch leaf-blower i came in my ck briefs right away”
“remember to eat a korma beforehand, you’re gonna need the gas”
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