Dutch Man
a south african term for someone who is a murderer of the english language, usually applied to the afrikaans speaking population but can be stretched out even further to include many populations.
the dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)
the king of the dutchman: arnold schwarzenegger is the ultimate dutchman!!!
a guy with a seriously big c-ck.
holy sh-t, look at that dutch man!
a dutchman is a frik from boksburg… or even brakpan… pretoria, springs… also referred to as 1 2 3’s (1 litre brandy, 2 litre c-ke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasj-pie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies… please add salt…
steve hofmeyr is a prime example. “check that dutchman in his lekker 3 litre cortina wiff spinner hubcaps and a kief freeflow.”
a person of dutch descent
do you know willem humes?
yeah, the dutchman, right?
probably the greatest junior b hockey team to ever play hockey. based out of kitchener, the dutchmen are the biggest snipeshows in the league.
“lets go dutchmen. dutchies in five.”
a tobacco dealer, who buys for minors ands sells to them at a much higher price.
the dutchman down the street buys chew and cigarettes for freshmen.
a more respected member of the dutch clan. dutch boy is the less respected member of the clan. the dutch man is a sworn follower of neto the supreme and unquestioned master of the clan.
holy shizzle!!!! neto is here, i better call some dutch boys so he can be better received.
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