a weird *ss b*tch that wears a satchel even while taking a p*ss.
wait, jacklyn is going to the bathroom again? ugh what a dweeck!
when someone has the derps. if that is not clear enough, you probably have it. when someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpit*tus. okay, this guy obviously has derpit*tus.
- neck to llama
neck is too long, longer then a llamas neck neck to llama *ss boy
- the furry jalapeno
the furry jalapeno, widely known to s*xual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. the act itself is quite simple. you must first shave your p*b*s completely and neatly collect them. then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your p*n*s in a jar of […]
jefina is a smart but shy girl. she can stand up for her self and hates it if anyone else does. jefina is know as “the pretty one” but not as popular as you think and mostly gets picked on because of her name. wow look at that beautiful jefina! yeah but i only go […]