Dyfed


promounced: ‘duh-ved’.

– a preserved county in south west wales.
– an unpleasant and undesirable smell that lingers.
– a person that out stays their welcome.
– a person that is occasionally funny but often crude.
– you’re in dyfed, west wales.
– -sniff, sniff-, dyfed?
– you’ve been here for days(!) you’re turning into a dyfed.
– ‘ah-haa!’ – just something unnecessary.

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