a person who is a dyk* and also a hoe.
max is such a dyk* hoe.
what teachers are called that pretend to have a spouse and come up with excuses as to why they don’t have any proof of their existence for reason unkown. check out also liar student 1: she said she’s not wearing her wedding ring because it doesn’t fit anymore student 2: bullsh*t she’s such a capar […]
- life wife
when a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. it is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash. she’s is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.) person 1: i always see those two out together are […]
- *n*s bagel
the s*xual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone’s *n*s, thus toasting the inside of their *n*s. upon removing said hot metal, their *n*s will look like a toasted bagel. hence the term, *n*s bagel. “when deev wouldn’t sing with us, we threatened him with an *n*s bagel” […]
- scabby lips
v*g*n* lips that are all dry and scabby. “what’s the news doctor?” “i’m afraid, you have scabby lips.”