e-pants


the modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).
since i’m losing weight, i’ve transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.
what you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite s-x. much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.

during an edate you’re trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
dan, i was chatting with jenny and i totaly got into her e-pants…i got her off big time.

bob, i heard that you were on an edate with liz. so, did you get into her e-pants?

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