E-value


short for entertainment value. this value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. the feelings aren’t mutual, but that person is entertaining.
megan: hey you know that nerd flawson? he yelled “hey megan!” in the middle of a badminton game.

moquisha: hey, atleast he got some e-value!

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