Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects)


a parody band. also called edbso for short. comprised of three members, nick roome, kele powell, and joey ebert. kele is more focused on the writing as opposed to the singing, which happens to be joey’s forte, while nick is somewhere in the middle. they have several parodies created including, but not limited to the following:
get in shape (gwen stefani, sweet escape)
computer log on (simple plan, unt-tled)
cr-ppy little corvette (all american rejects, dirty little secret)
you give my tooth a bad pain (bon jovi, you give love a bad name)
easily distracted (by shiny objects) is the most awesomest band ever!

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