Easter Sunday
the act of placing a cadbury egg into your partner’s -n-s. allowing your partner’s body heat to melt said egg. followed by -n-l s-x. after climax you have your partner perform oral s-x to get the resulting mixture off of your genitalia.
guy 1:”did you hear what tom did to his gf?!”
guy 2:”no, man what’d he do?”
guy1:”he gave his gf the easter sunday!”
guy2:”wicked!”
-high fives-
the day that jesus comes out of his cave and looks down. if he sees his shadow, he dives back in, resulting in three more weeks of winter.
uh-oh: the forecast is for clear weather on easter sunday. guess we’re in for more snow.
when you hide your eggs(sperm, s-m-n) in someones nostrils. like the tradition of the old easter egg hunt performed on easter sunday. there are a few ways you can do this. while you victim is asleep you can wack off and aim into their nose or you can just c-m in your hand and shove it up their nose with your fingers. they will f-cking hate life for a long time after that.
all that sh-t joe was talking last night about my girlfriend, he deserves an easter sunday.
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