Easy Bake Oven


the process of pouring cake batter into a v-g-n- and baking the batter for a week. after a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the v-g-n-.
i heard joe and sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.
go to a friend’s (or enemy’s) house, take a sh-t in their dryer, and turn on high heat. let that sh-t cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
“motherf-cker sh-t on my house, so i easy bake oven’d his -ss”
a fusty sl-t. fustey being f-cking busted (get it?). her m-ffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. derivitive of the term “having a bun in the oven”
they usually have no standards.
that b-tch is such an easy bake oven, she’ll f-ck anyone that shows interest.

the man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

1. a childs plaything used for the making of “easy made” treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. -ss!!!
1. -dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, i’ve had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-lay off the laxatives, man.
2. philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -the door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-maybe you should lay off the cheese.
the process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. similar to the dutch oven, but with no flatulence involved. the term “easy bake” is a more feminine version of “dutch” because only women can quiff.
“dude this chick totally easy bake ovened me in bed. wtf?!?”
a gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child’s self-esteem.
my easy bake oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. i am so humiliated.
-n-l s-x. it is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like sh-t. but just like your childhood, you really really want it.
i got to use sally’s easy bake oven yesterday,
when children “dutch oven” their parents after having a bad dream.
that’s it! no more pork and beans for suzy. i’m tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted easy bake ovens!

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