eboli
(noun) the conglomeration of ebola and e-coli used by the under-informed and (usually) elderly population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.
my grandpa cracks me up – last night after watching the news he declared to my dad that “that d-mn obama is to blame for this eboli that’s killing everyone, that’s why he doesn’t eat meat from africa”
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