eclipse

(don’t be offended)

when your mom p-sses my tv
i was watching tv yesterday and an eclipse happened right in front of me

2006 eclipse

my 97 eclipse named “tiger toe”
1. a large piece of sh-t stephanie meyer made
dude i almost sh-tted out an eclipse
the last song on dark side of the moon.(the one that goes along right after brain damage).
eclipse came on and i knew it was near the end of the alb-m.
1.the partial or complete obscuring, relative to a designated observer, of one celestial body by another.

2.the period of time during which such an obscuration occurs.

3.a temporary or permanent dimming or cutting off of light.

4.a fall into obscurity or disuse; a decline: “a composer… often goes into eclipse after his death and never regains popularity” (time).

5.a disgraceful or humiliating end; a downfall
1. johnny’s mom p-ssed in front of me and that’s when the eclipse happened.

5.revelations of wrongdoing helped bring about the eclipse of the governor’s career.
a model of automobile under the mitsubishi motors co. believed by many to be the best automobile ever built in the world. especially its 3rd generation version.
dude, that guy’s got a f-cking cool eclipse man!
a lunar eclipse that is viewed online the next day as an alternative to getting up in the middle of the night to see the real thing.
did you see the eclipse last night?
couldn’t get out of bed. saw the e-clipse this morning on youtube.
someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they p-ss by you.
why did it get dark? it’s the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?

no, it’s just the new guy from accounting. he needs to lay off the snacks. he’s already a human eclipse.

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