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editiovultus phobia

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• Itisaphobia

  the phobia of poles (not the people!). (made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is ‘itis’) john: “what’s your phobia?” mark: “itisaphobia!” john: “yeah but what?” mark: “itisaphobia – a fear of poles.” john: “oh!”

• It's Clobberin' Time!

  the act of double fisting a girl while wearing hulk hands. as the boy looked into his new girlfriend’s eyes, he slipped on his recently purchased hulk hands and exclaimed, “it’s clobberin’ time!”

• nib nib

  casual dismissal of another person’s opinion. used in much the same context as talk to the hand. best accompanied by hand actions to mimic a talking mouth. person 1 – “well, i think your opinion on genetic modification is fundamentally flawed, because…” person 2 – “nib nib.”

• IAAMM

  acronym for in and around my mouth. it is used to describe, usually by a female, a very attractive male. a sort of allusion to oral s-x. omfgaga, mark wahlber is so hot! i want him iaamm.

• nice shitepipe

  if someone has a nice sh-te pipe, they have a tidy-as-f-ck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear c-ck up thomas: jesus christ, she’d get it, she has a nice sh-tepipe me: the f-ck is a sh-te pipe? thomas: the hole, just the hole

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