Editorsbane
a common herb that grows in internet-connected areas. when ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on urban dictionary about someone’s best friend, ex-lover, or cl-ssmate. exposure to editorsbane is fatal to urban dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 doc-mented deaths.
x: don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, don’t publish, (silence)…
y: where did mike go?
z: oh noes, he must have been exposed to editorsbane! i told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.
y: that makes 1,356,813…
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