efauxticon
a typed-out emotion or event that isn’t really happening, but the person typing it really wants you to know how important what she just said was by adding the efauxticon.
– i just opened a can of pickles and it spilled on me lol
– did you really laugh out loud when it happened?
– no.
– stop using efauxticons, you phony wh-r-
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