a c-mquick c-ms too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
one girl to another: he may be cuuuuuute, but he’s a c-mquick.
another: nfw (no f-cking way)
girl: tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
another: what a two pump chump! he needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
- Penis Whackers
short shorts on a man. when women wear it they call it coochie cutters. when guys wear short shorts it’s called p-n-s whackers. girl #1: “omg look at that guy’s shorts!” girl#2: ” omg those are such p-n-s whackers.”
a nickname for the social networking site facebook. a play on “fbook” which points out the popularity of the site and its users obsession with it/dependence on it. “i spend at least two hours of my work day worshiping fbible instead of working on my tps reports.” or “i’d better see these pictures on fbible […]
- Conker's bad fur day
the most funny game to ever come to n64 and the gaming community as a whole (goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). it has movie parodies of the following films:- -jaws -full metal jacket -terminator (2) -matrix -alien(s) -saving private ryan -rambo -some vampire thingy with keanu reeves -some goodfellas […]
- Connie Dukes
daisy dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the walmart. steve: “did you see those connie dukes.” tricia: “yes, i think i’m going to be sick!”
the infinite awareness of the present to have a better understanding of consciousness you need to pay attention only to what is right here right now, in front of you. the present is not the now. the now is what is and is timeless. there is no need to be concerned with the remembered past […]