egg fart
a rank smelly fart that makes it smell like a few month old eggs have fallen out of your -rs-.
i was in an elevator that other day, and i dropped an egg fart, so i tried to look dicusted towards one of the other people in there so it looked that it was them rather than me. then i hopped off at the next floor.
when you’re fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they sh-t themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing
egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww…..
random guy: oooooaaarg i just cr-pped myself
a fart that’s combined with the scent of a rotting egg and sh-t.
whoa hugo, you’ve been laying some serious eggfarts in my room.
a gas cloud that is expelled by coworkers while eating lunch in their cube.
the cubefarm decided to eat lunch in the cafeteria after matt tossed an egg fart their way.
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