egopatriot


a type of patriot who uses nonsense as means of showing patriotism to his/her native country.
“this one guy who’s with the j-panese national socialist party says all this egopatriot cr-p about how the j-panese self-defense force can conquer and take over any country in the world. that’s a load of sh-t. they are great, but they, like all other militaries, are nothing compared to the us military.”

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