egotestical
1. characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed n-ts-ck.
“d-ck just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; d-ck is egot-st-c-l.”
somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their t-st-cl-s.
gabby: ” what’s up with that guy? he’s always talking about his frickin ball-sac…….whats his deal?”
misty: ” i’ts gross! he’s so egot-st-c-l…….the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you’d think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
adjective: a man who believes he is g-d’s gift to women.
jack harkness from torchwood is really egot-st-c-l
nah, he actually is g-d’s gift to women
when a guy thinks that they have the biggest b-lls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. the real size of the t-st-c-ls are often unknown.
george: g-d d-mn, a helicopter could use my b-lls as a landing pad there so big
john: f-ck you george, your egot-st-c-l. always talking about your b-lls
noun – powerful men who have affairs. their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.
elliot spitzer or shpritz-her, former governor of new york, was accused by his wife of being egot-st-c-l after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker
boasting in a manly way about manly things.
an egot-st-c-l statement would be, “i am more man than any woman can handle”.
a male who thinks they are the sh-t and has big b-lls. (my friend gynn (pr-nounced gin) came up with the definition one sunny after noon after school when i was driving her home. my other two friends al and benn were witteneses.
the egot-st-c-l rapper sang a song about why he was hott. (song: this is why i’m hot by mims)
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