either / or game
a game usually played when bored or h-rny, the game involves naming who you would rather sh-g. the rules are as follows. person a thinks up two people and says, for example ‘jess or sophie’. person b must then decide which person they would rather f-ck and must then reply. the only way to get out of answering is if a member of the same s-x is mentioned and you are not gay. if this is the case then the phrase ‘i will never bone a man’ or something similar must be said.
when playing the either / or game:
person a: naina or fatema
person b: hmmm …. naina
person a: even if your n-b is coated in sh-t?
person b: … no
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