ekitty
a wild and crazy lovable b-tch. shes adorable and can look cute or beautiful at just about any second. weather she’s dressed up or standing in the rain this chick is gorgeous. crazy, insane and hilarious don’t even begin to describe her. she’s perfect and got dem boys drooling all over the place but she never seems to notice, she’s to busy helping others. the meowest of all the kittys.
that ekitty is so meow.
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