a cringey f-ck who’s also kinda funny but the cringe makes me scream.
guy 1: hey you see that guy ekno?
guy 2: yeah he’s kinda cringey
lia: notice me senpai
pr-nunciation: deh-press-strack-ted when you have good intentions of getting something done but your depression gets in the way and distracts you from what you were doing and few hours later after a misery nap, binge snack, and a face book torture scroll. you remember you were trying to do something productive so you try your […]
bosnian boy name, a funny yet clever little fellow tata-kako si jemin jemin-hi papa tara-i love u my little bosnian
- whisker pig
a commonly used term by fly fisherman to describe a big -ss carp. whisker pig dude! i was trying to catch a trout. this f-cking whisker pig ate my panty dropper and ran me all the way into my backing. can’t wait to go fish trout town texas again.
- sh*t shmear
when you are sweaty and taking a sloppy sh-t, you attempt to wipe your -ss upon explosive completion; however your -ss pit is so d-mn soupy that even sweat wipes won’t cut it. your first attempt to wipe your -ss only smears your sh-t around your b-hole, worsening the situation. bro, i just dropped a […]
joey birlem- hottest guy living. if you dont agree we cant be friends, and i will actually hate you 🙂 “have you seen mrs.birlem!!!!”