El Kabong

name: alter-ego of american cartoon character ‘quick draw mcgraw’, a masked avenger styled in the manner of ‘zorro’ (q.v.), wielding a guitar with which he would subdue evildoers with the exclamation “ka-bong!”. created in 1959 by hanna-barbera productions.
the people living near the hacienda were repeatedly har-ssed by a gang of bandits, until the arrival of the mysterious el kabong.
a surprise attack using a flacid p-n-s to startle an unsuspecting victim. this is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your p-n-s while yelling the phrase “el kabong” to proclaim your successful prank over the el kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.

this can be done by a women using her br–sts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.

good luck and happy el kabonging!
“jeremy came home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the tv on. he pulled out his p-n-s sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his p-n-s waking her up, while yelling el kabong! this turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a bl-w j-b.”
a s-xual act where one would fart in the partners face while before c-mming while he/she going to give “a bl-wj-b”
hey d-breezy i gave her an elk-a-bong last night.
g-d of off-topic (ever since thor left)
el kabong is the god of ranting
a beaner or otherwise daft spanner.
“make way for el kabong.”