Eliseio
eliseio is one of the awesomest people in the history of earth and the galaxy, h-ll in the history of existence! an amazing personality and a great friend! very weird you can talk to this person for hours!
this person is also hated by some cellular devices! which is very unfortunate!
“woa dude who is that chick over there?”
“oh her thats eliseio!, dont even try to get her she is light years out of you league”
“oh well i am goin to try anyways! -walks over to eliseio- -phone explodes in pocket- dayum f-ck that man she will just destroy all my phones!
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