Elishama
the hottest b-tch around. she’s a total flirt once you get to know her. she’s extremely intelligent. she sometime may act like a blond although she may not literally be one. she’s inlove with athletes and they are all that she will fall for. so if your not an athlete dont attempt to get her.
she likes to joke around.
well d-mn look at that fine -ss elishama
elishama looking mighty fine today.
d-mn that elishama, she bad.
i would definitely tap that elishama.
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