Ellie Cooke
ellie is a very s-xy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. all the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
all her friends are beautiful people, because she’s only friends with people who look the part.
she is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too – she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called world peace.
world peace is a charity working for world peace. if you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
“peace and love dude”
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