pirates of the carribean beautifulness
- c*ck bouncer
a individual who jumps from d*ck to d*ck. another term for wh*r*/sl*t. 1st: hey man what do u think of tiffany? 2nd: d*mn bro she hot but i’m pretty sure she’s a c*ck bouncer
when you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose. hillary losing the election was some real johnnoluck for the usa.
- control point
a s*xual position where the female puts noodles in her v*g*n* and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman’s *n*s. shes getting the control point tonight
- personal thanksgiving
started in philadelphia, pa in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular thanksgiving. it takes place the sat*rday after thanksgiving and black friday. you buy a turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. it is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. you can share, but […]