Elvisa


the coolest person in the world.. she can make you laugh with every word she says, she can make you smile with everything she does.. shes so amazingly beautiful that you can’t stop looking at her. elvisa(s) are usually short but they’re a bag of fun! if you are lucky enough to date her, hold on too her for a while.. heck, marry her!
guy 1: dude i think i wanna marry elvisa
guy 2: go for it bro before someone else gets her before you
guy 1: id never let that happen!

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