Emilism
this term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large s-x drive who consistently reaches s-xual climax after very little time and effort. it is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of s-xual prowess named emily, who is notorious for achieving -rg-sm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. women use this word when discussing their latest s-xual exploits among each other.
omg! i finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more emilisms than i could remember last night. i practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. he is so hot and looks just like the gardener i always wanted to do off of desperate housewives! i love being such a cougar!
a term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.
emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
sailor girl confesses love emilism occurs
result:
emily buys a hamster ‘spazmo mc clawface’
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