the flying squid
the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but oc-ssionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.
a b-m had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn’t duck into a bush.
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