emotional porn
fictional stories posted on social media to evoke an emotional reaction usually resulting in the secretion of tears while sitting at your desk.
a woman used her body as shield to protect her new born from the building that collapsed on her. a day later they found her body under the rubble, the baby was still a live. her phone was in her hand and she had texted i love you to her son. emotional p-rn
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