Englewood, New Jersey


the only good place in new jersey besides newark airport departures section. it’s not such a bad place. it’s a nice city where i lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up downtown, and the higher-cl-ss neighborhood is not called “the hills”; it’s the east hill. across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side downtown (aka englehood). anything beyond the chase bank on palisade ave is where i wouldn’t go. otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like baumgarts (chinese and asian), blue moon (mexican), it’s greek to me (greek), bennie’s (middle eastern), and much, much more. there’s also a palisade court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. there are several car dealerships and grand avenue and engle street and some small factories.

only thing i hate is the social issue. there’s such a big racial divide. i suffered bad treatment from orthodox jewish neighbors living on the east hill because my family wasn’t orthodox. a lot of african americans and hispanic people live on the other side. plus when you’re walking out at night, drunk -ssholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.

englewood is still the best city in new jersey.
resident: i love it here! there’s so much to do and so many places to go!

resident 2: just be careful with the people in englewood, new jersey. i was walking my dogs on broad avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.

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