English Muffin Ass
when a woman’s pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her -ss and resembling the surface of an english m-ffin.
that girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english m-ffin -ss right now!
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