Equalizers
those big -ss sungl-sses that make every girl look good so you can’t tell if they’re actually hot
d-mn, she’s got equalizers on. i wonder if she’s a b-tterface.
a baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.
they was messin’ with me, so i got’s me an equalizer!
it is similar to the “shocker.” instead of two in the pink one in the stink, it is two in the pink and two in the stink. giving and equal amount of fingers in both the v-g-n-l c-n-l and the -n-s.
yo ray-ray gave that b-tch the “equalizer” last night, it was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!
like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when sh-t gets tough.
also, a name of a f-ckin awesome guy on many games like wc3, cs, ns, and certain mmorpgs.
f-ck j-p anime and final fantasy!!!
this ghetto b-tch came to my house with a shotty. i grabbed my “equalizer” and met him outside for a shoot-out.
or
equalizer p-wned me into a pile of n00b sh-t!
a very doable female.
comes from the 80s show starring edward woodward, and the hilarious word play involving the appraisal of a female’s beauty using the standard ‘i would’ which, equally hilariously, evolved into ‘edward woodward would’.
– mmmm, look at her, what an equalizer.
similar to the shocker or stunner, but instead, the middle finger goes into the girl’s p-ssy and the ring finger goes into her -ss.
jared gave desiree a mean equalizer last night and levi was p-ssed!
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