esquilax
a legendary horse, with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.
esquilax hunting is illegal in most countries.
a mythical creature.
it is said to have the head of a rabbit, the body of a horse, and the legs of a wolf.
the esquilax is said to devour the souls of those who attack it.
the esquilax runs across lakes and rivers during the night and slumbers in the springs during the day.
the hunter went to a spring and found a sleeping esquilax, but the creature awoke and ran off across the waters.
product featured in the weebl and bob flash cartoons. strong laxative.
esquilax: gentle as a rabbit
makes you cr-p like a horse!!
an esquilax is:
1) a type of douche bag that goes on a webboard and ruins everything!
2) a drummer in a band that really sucks.
“i got banned for voting nader, by some esquilax”
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