esti-pose
a way to pose for a picture in which one stands on an angle from the camera lens, arches their back, and drops their facing shoulder. it is preferable that one includes a hand gesture with the palm face down and fingers as high in the air as possible. this pose is very common among sem girls and usually not done by the main person in the photo. accompanying faces are optional and extremely popular.
photographer: would u stand straight and pose like a normal person?
sem girl: no, i’m doing an esti-pose!
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