estoy caliente
spanish phrase that literally translates into “i’m hot,” but actually means “i’m h-rny.” oftentimes mistakenly used by drunk white girls (gringas).
man at bar: quieres bailar?
gringa: no quiero bailar, estoy caliente.
man: jaja oh gringas.
gringa: que???
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