eunoch
1) a man without a p-n-s or t-st-cl-s.
2) a young boy castrated to keep his voice from changing. used by the catholic church during the 1500-1700’s as choir boys.
3) a manservant for n-ble women, castrated so that they don’t get any funny ideas about said n-ble women. in roman times they were believed to grow to enormous sizes after they were snipped.
1) you must be a eunoch, you can’t have a d-ck.
2) poor eunochs, they never had a chance to go with a girl.
3) we cut off their b-lls, so they do not get fiesty with the women.
one who wears red track suit bottoms and fears being seen near a “pie and mash shop”. see also “rancid mammal”.
oi! eunoch!
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