EWALK5
the common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. stands for elex wails animals like kangaroos 5x. common symptoms:
1. enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize tracy mcgrady and jake plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on toonami.
if those symptoms occur you may have a case of ewalk5 on your hands.
ex.1
mom: whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketb-lls on his scr-t-m.
doctor: your son has a case of ewalk5!
mom: oh my god, doctor, put him down.
ex.2
random kid 1 : why is that kid humping basketb-lls and broncos football helmets.
random kid 2 : i think he has a rare case of ewalk5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of brady quinn.
ewalk5 pateint: yeah notre dame(j-zzs on kids)
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