exhaust f*cker, someone who will finger or f*ck literally anything with a hole
do you see martin? he’s up carols chuffer even though she’s an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust f*cker
- roseberry poo
a bl**dy sh*t. usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts. trevor: hey matt did you try some food? matt:i did but they gave me the roseberry poo. trevor: *dies*
love of my life that boy is the lomf.
- can i ride
someone asking can they sit on a man’s p*n*s/d*ck and move around on it, like in a very s*xual way 1) him: you’re a lawn and i wanna f*ck you so badly! her: can i ride? i’ll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍
- because nope
a phrase to describe a response to a question that doesn’t require or need an elegant explanation. pretty much the go-to response to any question you don’t want to answer. friend 1: hey man! wanna go to that one club? friend 2: nah. friend 1: wtf? why not? friend 2: because nope!