ashton kucher

an -sshole that does commercials for t-mobile but secretly uses sprint behind their back. blames and despises all those for anything of light and potential circ-mstances that involve growth, an end that doesn’t end and whatever begs for a belief beyond what makes them comfortable. likes small b-tts and he cannot lie. is also addicted to pringles but will not admit it. prefers pink shirts.
dude: ” i think i saw ashton kucher at the mall shopping for a shirt for his mom the other day!”
girl: ” no, i bet it was for him. i’ve heard he’s into that sort of thing!”
dude: ” really?? i hadn’t heard that about him, shocking indeed….”

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