Ezio Auditore da Firenze
ezio auditore da firenze (born 1459) was a florentine n-ble during the italian renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and grand master of the -ss-ssin’s order. a descendant of altaïr ibn-la’ahad and ancestor to both desmond miles and subject 16, ezio was unaware of his -ss-ssin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, federico and petruccio, were murdered. ezio fled florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the villa auditore in the tuscan town of monteriggioni.
learning of his heritage from his uncle, mario auditore, ezio begun his -ss-ssin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the grand master of the templar order, rodrigo borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. during his quest, ezio managed to not only unite the pages of altaïr’s codex for the first time since domenico auditore, but also to save the cities of florence, venice, and later rome from the templars’ wrath. he ensured the future travels of christoffa corombo to the “new world” and, in liberating rome from borgia control, helped spread the renaissance and -ss-ssin ideals of independence and free thought throughout italy.
shortly before the death of rodrigo borgia in 1503, ezio was pr-nounced the grand master, or “ll mentore”, of the -ss-ssin order.
“my name is ezio auditore da firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, i am an -ss-ssin.”
―ezio auditore da firenze
the main character in -ss-ssin’s creed 2, acb and acr. he is also one of the s-xiest things that man has created. he is invincible with his weapons and in acb was his s-xiest time period. this man is loved by all people and many people have him on their lists such as for the “people i wanna meet” list or “people i wanna sleep with”.
dude 1: hey man you played acb?!
dude 2: not yet bro why?!
dude 1: dude wtfff?!!
dude 2: why why?!
-s-xy girls interrupt-
s-xy girls: its because ezio auditore da firenze is the greatest, hottest and s-xiest man video-games have ever made.
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