Ezria Family
most bad-ss group of hilarious shipper b-tches you’ll ever come across. they would most likely commit suicide if their favorite tv couple, ezria, broke up.
they inhabit the world of tumblr and twitter, and their hobbies consist of har-ssing the sh-t out of anybody who disagrees with them.
despite their efforts of being the most dedicated shippers out there, they’re constantly f-cked over again and again by the producers and writers of the tv show pretty little liars.
on august 2nd, they had one of the most exploited b-tchfits in shipper history when they saw a preview of jason kissing aria, to which they exploded with anger and har-ssed the sh-t out of marlene king, the producer of the show. marlene got extremely b-tthurt about the whole situation, except later tweeted spoilers to calm the rowdy ezria family, but it was to no avail. even later after that, marlene made a post to her facebook page, which was “aimed at all shippers”, except everyone knew it was aimed towards the ezria family, in which marlene asked everyone to stop the hate, to which the ezria family ignored, seeing as we still hate the sh-t out of jason and his annoying -ss hair. in later interviews with cast members ian harding and lucy hale, interviewers asked the two about the “ezria shipper storm” resulting in further fame for the ezria family.
though they are the most dedicated and largest fanbase in the entire pretty little liars fandom, they get the most hate because everyone wants to be us.
girl one: i hate ezria.
girl two: i wouldn’t dare put that past the ezria family. you’ll get the absolute sh-t beaten out of you.
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