F.C.W.M


abbreviated for first contact with monster

that first crutial sip of monster energy drink that gives you the first impression of bitter taste, but giving you the urge to drink more to the point of where they fall in love with it themselves, begging for it the moment they see it.

also known as energy hook
some friend at school: -drinking monster-
guy: what is that?
some friend: ha its monster try some

guy: -sips and makes a disgusted face-

some friend: well?
guy: bleh! it tastes weird
some friend: just wait for it to kick in
guy: -blinks- could you p-ss that over again?
some friend: ha! your f.c.w.m . told you man.

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