face balls


a person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man’s p-n-s until his b-lls rest on their (her) chin. usually -ssociated with a person with no gag reflex.
ericka gobbled my whole c-ck, she ended up with face b-lls.
the use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite s-x because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or b-lls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or b-lls to do so.
dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? dave has faceb-lls, he could never be as cool in person.

and
does dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? he would kick his -ss if they met face to face. oh yeah, he has faceb-lls. a real tough guy on facebook.
the word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which partic-p-nts throw giant exercise b-lls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.
boy 1: have you played faceball yet? the popular new aquatic sport that has been sweeping the nation of australia at a glacial pace?
boy 2: no, but it sounds enjoyable and i can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!
face b-lls, a word meaning epic and awesome, beats everything and everyone. it is the most powerful word in the galaxy! use it in any sentence and you will win.
face b-lls, is the meaning of life.
different uses

disses
“yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says only one at a time”, ” face b-lls” “fu$% you win”

girl friends ugly, “face b-lls” she an angel

bank robbery, “face b-lls” they cuff themselves

no b-n-r, “face b-lls” it’s sky skraper tall

rainbow, “face b-lls” double rainbow

burger, “face b-lls” big mack inside another big mack

wife s-x, “face b-lls” six girls s-x

small b–bs, “face b-lls” dougeball b–bs

“face b-lls”, “face b-lls” universe splits in two
a backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
rules
1) can only be played when a weller is present.
2) if the ball is h-t and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) after 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) after 5 b-lls the batter is walked.
5) if the ball is h-t inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) if the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. if they hit the runner, the runner is out. tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) new rules can be made by wellers.
dude, i’ve had enough of this; i’m sick of raking the yard! let’s call up the wellers and play some faceball!

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