Face-crash


to ruin someone’s facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.
someone just face-crashed my profile, i logged in and found that i am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of b-lls, i can’t wait to catch the b-st-rd that did this.
girl on boy:
girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral s-x and the boy crashing to the floor.
“omygod that guy is so hot i would totally facecrash him.”

“if anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face.”

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